To the honest parents; be not amazed at the magic of the players, or the colourful banners they proclaim, but hark to the awful message hidden within.
The beginning of wisdom is to call a thing by its real name, this book is an attempt to do just that with the ideas and forces that are common currency within the Scottish primary school. Here we find a fever-dream of multicultural excellence creating a better world, but in fact delivering stress and confusion, waste and deception. Our schools are sick with nonsense and betrayal.
In tune with the absurd spirit of the times, this work catalogues the high level of lunacy combined with the low level of education. The intent is serious, for the subversive powers set against our children are powerful and deeply embedded, but the method employed is light-hearted and comic where possible.